CEO JON WOODS

How does Jon Woods cook up so much delightful fun for children of all ages? Simple: High-tech solutions using state-of-the-art equipment and the hard work of naturalized Norwegians. Once the artwork is complete, it is shipped directly from the factory where skilled workers have toiled to create yet another drawing that will bear the 'Jon Woods' stamp. As a result of back-breaking research, Jon Woods is able to provide entertainment for tens of fans and non-fans alike.

STEP ONE: THE CREATIVE COOKERY
Here, hours are spent developing quality ideas while exploiting the finest machinery modern science has to offer. Once the eager staff has 'cooked up' a new idea, the materials are immediately sent to the next phase of development.

STEP TWO: IMAGE PROCESSING
Utilizing temperatures up to 8000 degrees Fahrenheit, the images are poured into the massive vats where they are allowed to cool. Excess molten slag is dumped north of the blast furnace.

STEP THREE: THE FUNZONE
Final touches are placed on the artwork, which is then shipped to Jon Woods for his approval. It is at this time that injured workers can take advantage of the wondrous hospital facilities on the studio lot.

 

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